So you wanna be a SQUATZ???
If you think you’ve got the SQUATTITUDE
and SQUILLZ to be a SQUATZ, then
SQUATIFY yourself!
The tools you need are right here, and all it takes
are 3 easy steps!*
*WARNING: Self-SQUATTIFICATION may result in overwhelming urge to talk like a pirate, grow green tentacles and/or have SQUATZTASTIC nunchuk skills. Removable head not included. Also, there are technically 4 steps, but we like the number 3 better.
