SQUATZtionary

SQUATZ
skwotz/Noun The coolest miniature collectibles OF ALL TIME. Someday all the SQUATZ in the world will be mine! Muahahahahaha!
MR. SQUATZ
mis-ter skwotz/Noun The rarest SQUATZ of all who mysteriously appears when you least expect it. Whoa! My friend bought a SQUATZ Alien, and MR. SQUATZ was in there instead!
SQUATZTASTIC
skwotz-tas-tik/Adjective Splendid, terrific, excellent. Possessing SQUATZ-like qualities of awesomeness. All ninjas have SQUATZTASTIC nunchuk skills.
SQUATTERIFIC
skwot-er-rif-fic/Adjective See “SQUATZTASTIC”
SQUATZ-SWAP
skwotz-swop/Noun The act of removing one SQUATZ’s head and swapping it with another SQUATZ’s head. Dude! I just did a SQUATZ-SWAP and now my alien has a robot head!
SQUATTLE
skwat-tul/Noun A head to head battle between two or more SQUATZ. When I won yesterday’s SQUATTLE, I made my opponent do a SQUATZ-SWAP so I could get my pirate head back.
SQUILLZ
skwilz/Noun The talents that make you SQUATZTASTIC. That guy has awesome SQUILLZ...I heard he can stack 20 SQUATZ without them falling.
SQWN
skwone/Verb The act of dominating someone else’s SQUATZ by using your SQUATZTASTIC SQUATTLE SQUILLZ. My robot SQUATZ army totally SQWND those ninjas!
SQUINKY
skwin-kee/Adj. Suspicious, weird. Something about that toothless pirate looks a little SQUINKY.
SQUANYE
skwahn-yay/Verb To interrupt someone, the way Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards. If you SQUANYE me one more time, I’ll SQUATZ-SWAP your favorite robot with a head of lettuce.
SQUITTLE
skwit-tul/Adj. SQUATZ-LIKE in stature.Short. I may be SQUITTLE, but I make up for it with SQUATTERIFIC SQUATTLE SQUILLZ.
SQUILLA
skwil-la/Noun The stuff you give to the cashier when you buy SQUATZ. I’m saving up my birthday SQUILLA so I can buy meeeeellions of SQUATZ.
SQYPHY
skwie-fee/Adj. SQUATZ-LIKE in attitude. Crazy! Hyper! Loco! ZOMG I’m so SQYPHY right now I’m going to take fifty SQUATZ and do the biggest SQUATZ-SWAP evarrrrr!!!
SQUATTITUDE
skwo-ti-tood/Noun SQUATZ-LIKE in attitude. See: SQYPHY See that robot who’s jumping all over the place and yelling ”BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP!!!“? He’s got major SQUATTITUDE.
SQUWIP
skwip/Noun The method of transportation SQUATZ use when they’re going on a SQUATZCATION. A car. I saw a pirate trying to ghost ride the SQUWIP but his peg leg kept slowing him down.
SQUARRR
/skwar/NounWhat pirates say. Pirate 1: Sweet peg leg. Where’d you get it?
Pirate 2: SQUARRRR!
SQUATZOLOGY
/skwats-ah-lah-gee/NounThe study of SQUATZ.